Wednesday, December 29, 2010

6' Tall Man 2000 Calories Per Day




1) I went to see Tron and like all human tale about choosing between the blonde or brunette. (Also There are special effects fuck). Plato was able to write about this and his disquisitions have been lost in time, his later work on fire in the library of Alexandria, we hear echoes through weak in titles rescued by Arab thinkers, such as "brunette from Piraeus, the agora Blonde "" Barbara Teutonic You hurt me and yet I love you "," The blonde who hetairoi "and" The hoplites have fun "with the participation of two famous Theban starlets of the era, both representatives of their respective capitals niches melaníticos.
And the man always has to decide between these two options as the world falls apart and the fate of the species in check, not to kill. Tell the astute reader the redhead is always to divide the waters, but being a modern invention of the human adaptive genetic, we can leave such raises for the next week.
So on that stain, what counts is the patina exterior.

2) End of year is the time of the television balances, best, worst, which is classified categories of human experience and rely on an unknown program director, thank God.
Headlines such as "Tonna or Pionono Vitel, which eat the Cristina mare this year" or "Macri try the champagne of Bolivia" fill the pages of our newspapers. I'm not sure where I was going with this, but I read so much silliness mental exercise to imagine a society without a Christmas party or end of the year and it was as if suddenly made silent.

3) Why are the men who play with fireworks and not women? There are more foolish than a baby playing with a star? Wants to supply what is missing that guy pulls out a box full of explosives and blows him pacing the ninth of a cuetazo? Women can be raised Roman candles or turn that wall of indifference with ROMPEPORTONES and arrive in the hall of the nearest hospital burned to the heart of the beloved's ear says, do not worry, Hector, I love not falanjeta phalanx or not?
Speaking of which, I remember when a firecracker exploded in his hand. I counted one, two and bam.

4) For there is nothing more beautiful than the cold mayonnaise on an egg day after filling or pionono? The ancients used to measure the courage of a warrior by the method of ingestion of pionono three days to the weather.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Maount Blade Warband Wedding Dance




Because it is so:)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Error F 61 On Technics



1) There are two types of people, pulling the grass of the mate in the bin and throw that into the pool so that it bears the water and in its last major mission, neutralize pollutants and help breathing the sea. However, in the trash also helps making humus, fill in the fields.
When you take mate, makes it a great good in the world.

2) Of course, after you throw bleach will remove the effect of about 5 kilos of weed.

3) Today I saw the eclipse of the moon through the fog at about -10 degrees. It was an experience that moved me to the mucus, two vibrant stalactites.

4) I thought I was the only one that compared the intelligence level of my child with an animal totem. For example, this month my son progressed to the level "setter." But today a friend told me confirmed the practice by ensuring that their offspring is in stage "monkey."
Somehow I suspect that women do not use these parameters compared to their children.

5) It is that tired of not learning to play the blues on guitar, I go to the Fiend, the Dark, which is a dark-haired pony, and we quoted at the crossroads of Arijón and track under a green lantern that looks like a tin hat swinging under the pampas.
And the guy says, I says, I say, I say, I said you want to learn the blues. And yes. But you're an atheist, that soul goes straight to hell. Ah. And yes, at most chamamé I can give, for good measure. But if I'm an atheist and I'm talking to the enemy so I have clear finding that there is Divinura, so I can not be atheist. Geez, I fucked up. Here you have, sign here and here and here as well. What sign are you? What blood type? Mississippi Delta Blues, Electric or Texan? Boy ready in 2 weeks you get the course.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Sayings About Anti Social




1) Why congratulate you for Christmas if you do not bore the Christ, nor had the patience to go looking for Jose hotel by the son of another?
way, I congratulate and one says "thank you, also, greetings to the family" and thus meets the legend of courtesy, which is actually false and hypocritical. Felicitenme for completing one year and have another hand to ruin.

2) Another thing is the subject of Santa Claus and children, an issue that, despite being discussed ad nauseam continues to talk about. I make you short, for my kids cheating is bad ride, but the kids will seek it, you believe anything, not just Santa Claus, which is like the big brother of Gandalf, a better father figure than fathers, a sort cholesteric Superman, if not the subject of the Kings.
like an idiot I admit that I dedicated myself to collect grass on and water for the agile such until one day I saw my poor father to go down quietly in crimson pants, a sort of ninja gringo, and without a lot of happy faces. I guess I was happy early lamplighters three Turks who came to me some toys that were more or less those who did not ask, but maybe it was because not yet mastered English and wrote "gualqui-tolquis" to talk with chanta my brother that I had all day to the next.
And one day I saw a camel and it was horrible, dangerous, smelly and I could not wish for that animal and fill me with spittle and mucus shoes.
Admittedly, when one is an idiot kid is average and adults have fun listening to our calculations about logistics. But put the silver, and continue to put them. Maybe because you grow and learn, but there is little hope seeing grandparents relapse.

3) In the middle range, I do not understand how Islam does not hit harder in the Western world, if the theme of Ramadan have to do diet for a month and if it is just before the summer is the perfect diet.
Christianity offers just the opposite and the highest representatives are a chubby baby and a big party animal. If it is to relate cultural supremacy with fasting, let dead.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Blood Clots In Urine Before Period

official conducting the Cambridge exams Wideminds


3rd and December 11th at our center was held once again the call at the regional level of official examinations of the University of Cambridge. Students from across the region made in our school the oral (speaking) and the writing (reading, writing, listening and use of Inglés) FCE level. The call was a success and attracted over 70 students. Overview tests: http://www.cambridgeesol.org/spain/

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

What Is A Mans Size 6 To Womans




1) When my brother told me that enough of toys with batteries that do not understand noise and I even made fun of him.
But now I understand. Find the keys in the dark of the kitchen is an adventure for the senses, suddenly you turn a book of dinosaur noises and screams of the tyrannosaur in heat reverberates around the neighborhood and the echo is lost in the distance.
before had it easy, a bear came with a wincofón attached and was not portable, cost half pay and lasted a month, now you put an iPod inside a teddy bear and a rattle has a touchscreen, the kid I googles "ideal temperature of the breast "and has more Facebook friends than you.

2) The heir is expressed by shouting, and taking long career lung. For the size of the strings emits vocal acute frequencies being heard me that he felt since adolescence. And then he laughs, the rascal of the breast.


3) More or less, if all is true, I do not get to see my son when he is old, which is fine, but one would accompany him at all times, even to go to collect the retirement talk with him in the queue and say how awful, where we'll end. But life gives you a sort of sneak preview. Bare, belly, drooling, half Chicata, the creature opens its mouth and has two teeth and pulled a little farts. More or less the same.

4) The Prime Minister Ireland and the Minister of Finance (Economics), called the two, Brian. So very entrepreneur myself, I get a super neighborhood called "Both Brian" (The two Brians) and open strings in Burzaco, whose name I know herbs and someday will know, and Rosario. I become rich. I bought a large disused warehouse in a corner and put the PC and the other guitar and going to the bathroom in a small worm or karting crazy power and put a tunnel contract Nose Carozo and making their triumphant return leaving comments back racing Chronicle, but Carozo dies of cardiac arrest dust overdose Nose flea and then I managed the finances and I lost everything buying Citadel shareholders means for making puppets, which are useless because they overcome the elastic, but before having to sell all reached to put a paintball in the gallery to be pursued redheads midgets dressed as Smurfs. And it's not politically correct but at least created jobs.
tomorrow!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Microwave Steak A Pudding Recipe




1) Once a year, since the invention of Internet, thousands of Argentine immigrants living in the northern hemisphere give the ancestral ritual beginning to wonder about, and expressed by every means possible, fucking snow. Somehow those who stayed to fight it like, Crushers belly cool them on the tiles in the living room, the neck in front of the turbo full of lint and now that we, the famous split or SPLI, no banana. Or do not like ya, tired of seeing pictures of the guys in the snow, the kids on sleds, noel papaes really warmed by sudan need not drop fat and die of Faint handing out flyers.

2) The problem with being Morrudo is that you dress up as Santa Claus ask me but you're stuck and you can not complain, I say come on, what's going to hurt you, fat! And a pineapple shake you and you can not complain. The fat is a severe type of expression, a type stoic, laconic, a Spartan out of shape, say, that advances to step firm, PSAL, as a hoplite of anatomy, to tomorrow, with the buckle of his pants hurt, maybe the bow up, at worst agitated and breathless, with his shirt like a shabby bag, the seat of his pants hanging, ass absent but pride on.
The fat is an Atlas holding the globe of the world and they want to put on a diet.

3) Snipping found in an old email:

wrists Why do the things they do at home chiquititas open walls or shoe boxes where shaggy throw his arms raised to the ceiling, with badly painted mouths, trying to give courage to fix their doodles Hair? And dream of little meals aromas, perfume doll food, things that look like ordinary houses, those simple things that are put in vases next to the windows and the days are passing away, swallowing the little water they and put a lot of the burning sun. tired wrists And will not dream and with nothing, badly dressed, dropping back to close the ever-transparent tab lids heavy, suspicious, tired, conviction of the eternity of indestructible plastic.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Natural Large Breasted Women Candid




People, I steal two minutes of your attention to a notice parrucchiero.

Viva la vida is a nonprofit institution that houses many animals have been rescued from the streets or from abusive situations and restoring order to be elected by a family wanting to incorporate a pet home. The Refugi or is open to people who are looking for a furry friend to love and care.
this year have made a schedule I've been fortunate to participate by writing articles about some of the dogs that represent each month.
Throughout the year there are dogs of all ages, sizes and colors waiting
new owners arrive. Each month will tell the story of a dog shelter. writer Ana Tortosa addressed tell the ad mit of great stories and illustrations are Gusti, Roger Olmos, Cecilia Varela , Ester García , María Elina , Leonor Perez , Aitana Carrasco, Elena Ospina , Lia Angotti, April Castillo , Cara Carmina, Unai Souk and Mercedes de la Jara , who was also responsible for the arduous task of supervising and coordinating the project.

If you are interested to buy, can communicate with people of the colony through its email co lonia.canina @ gmail.com (for those who live abroad or do not live near these places) or in the local Pet Ranch Vicente López Carrefour, Carrefour Paseo At short, Devoto and La Plata.
Here is a sample text and a couple of illustrations:

"I'm a dog embraces but does not burn. I'm like an abandoned ball in the sun for a nap. I embrace you with dry earth, with the nose dipped, with the sponges of the legs I caress your face and carry on with my errands, making a little noise to watch the nail on the tiles of the courtyard, occupied by tracking bugs and smells of toads everything that happens and I filled the eyes of heaven, flying. "



Monday, December 6, 2010

Shaving Genitals Cause Herpes Outbreak?



1) the U.S. would be, with that the reports of Wikileaks, like the violent husband, stupid and vicious gets you cheated on mine yet neighborhood and mine goes and discovers the password of email and confirm, in writing, all the world knows, to herself. And then he goes and cooking ravioli. Ricotta. With stew.

2) Now with the crisis and the tax hike is coming do not know whether to stay and fight it here or what horns.


3) My guitar evolution is now taking all the aspect of a Zen meditative activity. There will come a time when I will not need guitar. Because there is no guitar.


4) For me all cetaceans and marine mammals are of the head. They can not walk at night because the immense sea, how control the fear, suspicion of cephalopod and other horror biological arrays with wide eyes, phosphorescent monstrosities lurking, multiple organ invertebrates? I mean, not afraid of guys?
If I were a dolphin or is in addition to spying on girls in bikinis walking on the finest beaches, I would become the nation's leading flípica and create a movement that struggled to return to the mainland. We would go, wrapped in water-filled costumes, knocking on doors aquariums to ask if they have something that Dean, a laburo entertain kids on weekends, we'd go to clubs to work lifeguard, open grid full of hair or just stick with things that people lost in the pools during the summer, gold chains, jewelry, combs, combs, coins, lighters and other small stuff to resell at pawnshops. We may also intengramos selection in water polo and break it next Olympic Games. Gradually be integrating into society, making a fortune and buy a lake in San Luis, no monsters and fish. Orcas is tanned, and whales that hump.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

What Does 365/360 Mean




1) At this very moment are -5 degrees. Actually do -5 degrees, because it is a negative value.
Mother Nature is wise because it ignores our suffering and millions of animals dying without saying moo clubbed indifferent to the end. Almost as a god. Which god? That god is there, sir, do not go with the toga and laurels in the forehead?
Finally, he said, because I do not know if they remember that kittens born in my backyard, which was joined by three more of another cat that we slept. At the end were six of which are only one. One, gray, spongy, like a fanged Platero we look through the window and asked, like all cats, real deal. I prepared him and his mother a good doghouse with a plastic garbage bin covered abandoned with an old carpet, repairing, and the water were changed every time it freezes and -5 degrees water freezes quickly, and have food to spare.
But it would be very naive to think that the last of the litter would survive. As the fifth cat trap to that found in the snow yesterday, this is low on life, because he is pigeon and not fly.
So when you see a stray cat, and watch him take off his hat before a winner, truly exemplary stronger, a survivor of the horror that will make every effort to survive, including breakfast for their hatchlings.

2) But all is not horror in the vineyard of the Lord, has been snowing and people seem more positive, as if they were clones of Palega Ortito ranging kissing their mothers and girlfriends through the streets while walking together on the bike of the White Brigade of the Federal Police Argentina, real motorized centaurs populate our Nation.


3) I always walk on the snow to train for a day or nuclear winter or I will stay grounded, as Scott Antarctic expedition in my legs and I have prepared. And people say there goes a Rosario, because they love the snow and ride a motorcycle without a helmet.