The truth is not my destiny to be poor, but I am outraged, rebellious.
But this time the crisis did not grab me either here in Ireland because I have a business plan. Much is said about what happened in Argentina and the IMF's role as we are on everyone's lips occurred to me to offer a holiday: celebration native to Argentina.
Yes sir, no ponchos and bolas, if when you saw was really a cowboy and did not suspect that Schwartz called Acquastancatta or last name and slanted eyes to look littoral scotch tape? In addition to the gaucho lacks the charm of the gunman, the comesarios not sheriffs or sheriff, or went from handsome, meta knife and these times they let me out of dancing with the detector metal. In short, it is outmoded.
Christmas celebration service city to Argentina would be: in a tent heated to 45 degrees in the shade customer is equipped with the following clothing, shores or shorts, t-shirt or shirt and sandals name brand and I feel at a table with at least 150,000 calories in nuts, nougat and Black Forest Jujuy and China's puddings minimuralla Georgalos either attached to a huge Christmas tree white plastic bouncing about 50000 kilo jules fotolumínica geothermal energy through an intricate system of lights plugged into a hardware store three times in the one outlet of the tent, the rate of a move selection of varied themes Santa Fe cumbieros stridency. He likewise sits in front of a large group of actors and extras who will perform the roles of brother breaking nuts by hand, swollen balls nephew asking when they open the presents and father who uncorks cider The Farruca at risk for blood Eye of the guests. There will be a large selection of actresses pretending to be fucked by not having gone to his mother to spend the holidays, two who did not speak one who knows why, and another that distributes potato salad and deviled eggs and a piece waiting nona papal greeting Canal 5 de Rosario.
Later comes the vitel tone, the pig Roasted bread and watered everything with a good for nothing clericó lowered to sifonazos. The brother shall turn the counters of the beer in your hand and children will be amazed. Five minutes before 12 and expected toast Strawberry, Pineapple Fish or Champagne Monitor, will proceed to build a melee of shouting proportions mare, old bitch, lazy laburar ANDA, do not come any more of your old while it whizzed sources of food and the guests retire to the slamming of doors and listen to a Fiat Spazio accelerated a Taunus coupe, a faithful and gauchito Rastrojero and Falcon CNG taxi driver, operator but nice.
The art of giving the sorrow for the solitude of the 12 at its best.
And that still happens.
