Wednesday, December 29, 2010

6' Tall Man 2000 Calories Per Day




1) I went to see Tron and like all human tale about choosing between the blonde or brunette. (Also There are special effects fuck). Plato was able to write about this and his disquisitions have been lost in time, his later work on fire in the library of Alexandria, we hear echoes through weak in titles rescued by Arab thinkers, such as "brunette from Piraeus, the agora Blonde "" Barbara Teutonic You hurt me and yet I love you "," The blonde who hetairoi "and" The hoplites have fun "with the participation of two famous Theban starlets of the era, both representatives of their respective capitals niches melaníticos.
And the man always has to decide between these two options as the world falls apart and the fate of the species in check, not to kill. Tell the astute reader the redhead is always to divide the waters, but being a modern invention of the human adaptive genetic, we can leave such raises for the next week.
So on that stain, what counts is the patina exterior.

2) End of year is the time of the television balances, best, worst, which is classified categories of human experience and rely on an unknown program director, thank God.
Headlines such as "Tonna or Pionono Vitel, which eat the Cristina mare this year" or "Macri try the champagne of Bolivia" fill the pages of our newspapers. I'm not sure where I was going with this, but I read so much silliness mental exercise to imagine a society without a Christmas party or end of the year and it was as if suddenly made silent.

3) Why are the men who play with fireworks and not women? There are more foolish than a baby playing with a star? Wants to supply what is missing that guy pulls out a box full of explosives and blows him pacing the ninth of a cuetazo? Women can be raised Roman candles or turn that wall of indifference with ROMPEPORTONES and arrive in the hall of the nearest hospital burned to the heart of the beloved's ear says, do not worry, Hector, I love not falanjeta phalanx or not?
Speaking of which, I remember when a firecracker exploded in his hand. I counted one, two and bam.

4) For there is nothing more beautiful than the cold mayonnaise on an egg day after filling or pionono? The ancients used to measure the courage of a warrior by the method of ingestion of pionono three days to the weather.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Maount Blade Warband Wedding Dance




Because it is so:)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Error F 61 On Technics



1) There are two types of people, pulling the grass of the mate in the bin and throw that into the pool so that it bears the water and in its last major mission, neutralize pollutants and help breathing the sea. However, in the trash also helps making humus, fill in the fields.
When you take mate, makes it a great good in the world.

2) Of course, after you throw bleach will remove the effect of about 5 kilos of weed.

3) Today I saw the eclipse of the moon through the fog at about -10 degrees. It was an experience that moved me to the mucus, two vibrant stalactites.

4) I thought I was the only one that compared the intelligence level of my child with an animal totem. For example, this month my son progressed to the level "setter." But today a friend told me confirmed the practice by ensuring that their offspring is in stage "monkey."
Somehow I suspect that women do not use these parameters compared to their children.

5) It is that tired of not learning to play the blues on guitar, I go to the Fiend, the Dark, which is a dark-haired pony, and we quoted at the crossroads of Arijón and track under a green lantern that looks like a tin hat swinging under the pampas.
And the guy says, I says, I say, I say, I said you want to learn the blues. And yes. But you're an atheist, that soul goes straight to hell. Ah. And yes, at most chamamé I can give, for good measure. But if I'm an atheist and I'm talking to the enemy so I have clear finding that there is Divinura, so I can not be atheist. Geez, I fucked up. Here you have, sign here and here and here as well. What sign are you? What blood type? Mississippi Delta Blues, Electric or Texan? Boy ready in 2 weeks you get the course.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Sayings About Anti Social




1) Why congratulate you for Christmas if you do not bore the Christ, nor had the patience to go looking for Jose hotel by the son of another?
way, I congratulate and one says "thank you, also, greetings to the family" and thus meets the legend of courtesy, which is actually false and hypocritical. Felicitenme for completing one year and have another hand to ruin.

2) Another thing is the subject of Santa Claus and children, an issue that, despite being discussed ad nauseam continues to talk about. I make you short, for my kids cheating is bad ride, but the kids will seek it, you believe anything, not just Santa Claus, which is like the big brother of Gandalf, a better father figure than fathers, a sort cholesteric Superman, if not the subject of the Kings.
like an idiot I admit that I dedicated myself to collect grass on and water for the agile such until one day I saw my poor father to go down quietly in crimson pants, a sort of ninja gringo, and without a lot of happy faces. I guess I was happy early lamplighters three Turks who came to me some toys that were more or less those who did not ask, but maybe it was because not yet mastered English and wrote "gualqui-tolquis" to talk with chanta my brother that I had all day to the next.
And one day I saw a camel and it was horrible, dangerous, smelly and I could not wish for that animal and fill me with spittle and mucus shoes.
Admittedly, when one is an idiot kid is average and adults have fun listening to our calculations about logistics. But put the silver, and continue to put them. Maybe because you grow and learn, but there is little hope seeing grandparents relapse.

3) In the middle range, I do not understand how Islam does not hit harder in the Western world, if the theme of Ramadan have to do diet for a month and if it is just before the summer is the perfect diet.
Christianity offers just the opposite and the highest representatives are a chubby baby and a big party animal. If it is to relate cultural supremacy with fasting, let dead.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Blood Clots In Urine Before Period

official conducting the Cambridge exams Wideminds


3rd and December 11th at our center was held once again the call at the regional level of official examinations of the University of Cambridge. Students from across the region made in our school the oral (speaking) and the writing (reading, writing, listening and use of Inglés) FCE level. The call was a success and attracted over 70 students. Overview tests: http://www.cambridgeesol.org/spain/

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

What Is A Mans Size 6 To Womans




1) When my brother told me that enough of toys with batteries that do not understand noise and I even made fun of him.
But now I understand. Find the keys in the dark of the kitchen is an adventure for the senses, suddenly you turn a book of dinosaur noises and screams of the tyrannosaur in heat reverberates around the neighborhood and the echo is lost in the distance.
before had it easy, a bear came with a wincofón attached and was not portable, cost half pay and lasted a month, now you put an iPod inside a teddy bear and a rattle has a touchscreen, the kid I googles "ideal temperature of the breast "and has more Facebook friends than you.

2) The heir is expressed by shouting, and taking long career lung. For the size of the strings emits vocal acute frequencies being heard me that he felt since adolescence. And then he laughs, the rascal of the breast.


3) More or less, if all is true, I do not get to see my son when he is old, which is fine, but one would accompany him at all times, even to go to collect the retirement talk with him in the queue and say how awful, where we'll end. But life gives you a sort of sneak preview. Bare, belly, drooling, half Chicata, the creature opens its mouth and has two teeth and pulled a little farts. More or less the same.

4) The Prime Minister Ireland and the Minister of Finance (Economics), called the two, Brian. So very entrepreneur myself, I get a super neighborhood called "Both Brian" (The two Brians) and open strings in Burzaco, whose name I know herbs and someday will know, and Rosario. I become rich. I bought a large disused warehouse in a corner and put the PC and the other guitar and going to the bathroom in a small worm or karting crazy power and put a tunnel contract Nose Carozo and making their triumphant return leaving comments back racing Chronicle, but Carozo dies of cardiac arrest dust overdose Nose flea and then I managed the finances and I lost everything buying Citadel shareholders means for making puppets, which are useless because they overcome the elastic, but before having to sell all reached to put a paintball in the gallery to be pursued redheads midgets dressed as Smurfs. And it's not politically correct but at least created jobs.
tomorrow!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Microwave Steak A Pudding Recipe




1) Once a year, since the invention of Internet, thousands of Argentine immigrants living in the northern hemisphere give the ancestral ritual beginning to wonder about, and expressed by every means possible, fucking snow. Somehow those who stayed to fight it like, Crushers belly cool them on the tiles in the living room, the neck in front of the turbo full of lint and now that we, the famous split or SPLI, no banana. Or do not like ya, tired of seeing pictures of the guys in the snow, the kids on sleds, noel papaes really warmed by sudan need not drop fat and die of Faint handing out flyers.

2) The problem with being Morrudo is that you dress up as Santa Claus ask me but you're stuck and you can not complain, I say come on, what's going to hurt you, fat! And a pineapple shake you and you can not complain. The fat is a severe type of expression, a type stoic, laconic, a Spartan out of shape, say, that advances to step firm, PSAL, as a hoplite of anatomy, to tomorrow, with the buckle of his pants hurt, maybe the bow up, at worst agitated and breathless, with his shirt like a shabby bag, the seat of his pants hanging, ass absent but pride on.
The fat is an Atlas holding the globe of the world and they want to put on a diet.

3) Snipping found in an old email:

wrists Why do the things they do at home chiquititas open walls or shoe boxes where shaggy throw his arms raised to the ceiling, with badly painted mouths, trying to give courage to fix their doodles Hair? And dream of little meals aromas, perfume doll food, things that look like ordinary houses, those simple things that are put in vases next to the windows and the days are passing away, swallowing the little water they and put a lot of the burning sun. tired wrists And will not dream and with nothing, badly dressed, dropping back to close the ever-transparent tab lids heavy, suspicious, tired, conviction of the eternity of indestructible plastic.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

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People, I steal two minutes of your attention to a notice parrucchiero.

Viva la vida is a nonprofit institution that houses many animals have been rescued from the streets or from abusive situations and restoring order to be elected by a family wanting to incorporate a pet home. The Refugi or is open to people who are looking for a furry friend to love and care.
this year have made a schedule I've been fortunate to participate by writing articles about some of the dogs that represent each month.
Throughout the year there are dogs of all ages, sizes and colors waiting
new owners arrive. Each month will tell the story of a dog shelter. writer Ana Tortosa addressed tell the ad mit of great stories and illustrations are Gusti, Roger Olmos, Cecilia Varela , Ester García , María Elina , Leonor Perez , Aitana Carrasco, Elena Ospina , Lia Angotti, April Castillo , Cara Carmina, Unai Souk and Mercedes de la Jara , who was also responsible for the arduous task of supervising and coordinating the project.

If you are interested to buy, can communicate with people of the colony through its email co lonia.canina @ gmail.com (for those who live abroad or do not live near these places) or in the local Pet Ranch Vicente López Carrefour, Carrefour Paseo At short, Devoto and La Plata.
Here is a sample text and a couple of illustrations:

"I'm a dog embraces but does not burn. I'm like an abandoned ball in the sun for a nap. I embrace you with dry earth, with the nose dipped, with the sponges of the legs I caress your face and carry on with my errands, making a little noise to watch the nail on the tiles of the courtyard, occupied by tracking bugs and smells of toads everything that happens and I filled the eyes of heaven, flying. "



Monday, December 6, 2010

Shaving Genitals Cause Herpes Outbreak?



1) the U.S. would be, with that the reports of Wikileaks, like the violent husband, stupid and vicious gets you cheated on mine yet neighborhood and mine goes and discovers the password of email and confirm, in writing, all the world knows, to herself. And then he goes and cooking ravioli. Ricotta. With stew.

2) Now with the crisis and the tax hike is coming do not know whether to stay and fight it here or what horns.


3) My guitar evolution is now taking all the aspect of a Zen meditative activity. There will come a time when I will not need guitar. Because there is no guitar.


4) For me all cetaceans and marine mammals are of the head. They can not walk at night because the immense sea, how control the fear, suspicion of cephalopod and other horror biological arrays with wide eyes, phosphorescent monstrosities lurking, multiple organ invertebrates? I mean, not afraid of guys?
If I were a dolphin or is in addition to spying on girls in bikinis walking on the finest beaches, I would become the nation's leading flípica and create a movement that struggled to return to the mainland. We would go, wrapped in water-filled costumes, knocking on doors aquariums to ask if they have something that Dean, a laburo entertain kids on weekends, we'd go to clubs to work lifeguard, open grid full of hair or just stick with things that people lost in the pools during the summer, gold chains, jewelry, combs, combs, coins, lighters and other small stuff to resell at pawnshops. We may also intengramos selection in water polo and break it next Olympic Games. Gradually be integrating into society, making a fortune and buy a lake in San Luis, no monsters and fish. Orcas is tanned, and whales that hump.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

What Does 365/360 Mean




1) At this very moment are -5 degrees. Actually do -5 degrees, because it is a negative value.
Mother Nature is wise because it ignores our suffering and millions of animals dying without saying moo clubbed indifferent to the end. Almost as a god. Which god? That god is there, sir, do not go with the toga and laurels in the forehead?
Finally, he said, because I do not know if they remember that kittens born in my backyard, which was joined by three more of another cat that we slept. At the end were six of which are only one. One, gray, spongy, like a fanged Platero we look through the window and asked, like all cats, real deal. I prepared him and his mother a good doghouse with a plastic garbage bin covered abandoned with an old carpet, repairing, and the water were changed every time it freezes and -5 degrees water freezes quickly, and have food to spare.
But it would be very naive to think that the last of the litter would survive. As the fifth cat trap to that found in the snow yesterday, this is low on life, because he is pigeon and not fly.
So when you see a stray cat, and watch him take off his hat before a winner, truly exemplary stronger, a survivor of the horror that will make every effort to survive, including breakfast for their hatchlings.

2) But all is not horror in the vineyard of the Lord, has been snowing and people seem more positive, as if they were clones of Palega Ortito ranging kissing their mothers and girlfriends through the streets while walking together on the bike of the White Brigade of the Federal Police Argentina, real motorized centaurs populate our Nation.


3) I always walk on the snow to train for a day or nuclear winter or I will stay grounded, as Scott Antarctic expedition in my legs and I have prepared. And people say there goes a Rosario, because they love the snow and ride a motorcycle without a helmet.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Coin Cascade Homemade



The truth is not my destiny to be poor, but I am outraged, rebellious.
But this time the crisis did not grab me either here in Ireland because I have a business plan. Much is said about what happened in Argentina and the IMF's role as we are on everyone's lips occurred to me to offer a holiday: celebration native to Argentina.
Yes sir, no ponchos and bolas, if when you saw was really a cowboy and did not suspect that Schwartz called Acquastancatta or last name and slanted eyes to look littoral scotch tape? In addition to the gaucho lacks the charm of the gunman, the comesarios not sheriffs or sheriff, or went from handsome, meta knife and these times they let me out of dancing with the detector metal. In short, it is outmoded.
Christmas celebration service city to Argentina would be: in a tent heated to 45 degrees in the shade customer is equipped with the following clothing, shores or shorts, t-shirt or shirt and sandals name brand and I feel at a table with at least 150,000 calories in nuts, nougat and Black Forest Jujuy and China's puddings minimuralla Georgalos either attached to a huge Christmas tree white plastic bouncing about 50000 kilo jules fotolumínica geothermal energy through an intricate system of lights plugged into a hardware store three times in the one outlet of the tent, the rate of a move selection of varied themes Santa Fe cumbieros stridency. He likewise sits in front of a large group of actors and extras who will perform the roles of brother breaking nuts by hand, swollen balls nephew asking when they open the presents and father who uncorks cider The Farruca at risk for blood Eye of the guests. There will be a large selection of actresses pretending to be fucked by not having gone to his mother to spend the holidays, two who did not speak one who knows why, and another that distributes potato salad and deviled eggs and a piece waiting nona papal greeting Canal 5 de Rosario.
Later comes the vitel tone, the pig Roasted bread and watered everything with a good for nothing clericó lowered to sifonazos. The brother shall turn the counters of the beer in your hand and children will be amazed. Five minutes before 12 and expected toast Strawberry, Pineapple Fish or Champagne Monitor, will proceed to build a melee of shouting proportions mare, old bitch, lazy laburar ANDA, do not come any more of your old while it whizzed sources of food and the guests retire to the slamming of doors and listen to a Fiat Spazio accelerated a Taunus coupe, a faithful and gauchito Rastrojero and Falcon CNG taxi driver, operator but nice.
The art of giving the sorrow for the solitude of the 12 at its best.
And that still happens.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Traveling To China With A Camera

Network Congress in Oulu, Finland

Nebrija College has participated between 12 and 17 October in Wideminds Congress: Caring for Europe and the World. The conference was held in the Finnish city of Oulu and Victor Botía went as a representative of the Centre.
The conference involved over 100 teachers from all European countries and pooled ideas to carry out collaborative projects between schools in all European countries using different strategies such as telematics collaboration moodle portal, video conferencing (Skype , Voicethread ...). Also laid the groundwork for a future Comenius project in which we participate Center with other centers in various countries such as Denmark, Wales, Ireland and Poland. Also there were several important visits to local schools to see first hand how the Finnish educational system is a world reference.

Land Surveying-formulas

We go to the theater: Scary Stories by Edgar Allan Poe Center

The 11th of November, our students of the 2nd cycle of ESO and BA will come to see the play in English "Scary Stories by Edgar Allan Poe" Firewalk Theatre Company. It This is a series of scare stories that are sure to make you enjoy a lot of our students. Although the play will work in class, here is the text of it for them to work on their own and the wallet.
To view the text of the play click here

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Southpark Stream Episodes

official conducting the Cambridge exams




During the next week our students in elementary, middle and high school will the opportunity for a placement test to assess their language skills within the various levels which includes University of Cambridge.

testing dates are: Monday

20, 17:00 pm: 1 st and 2 nd grade.

Monday 20, 18:00 pm: 3 rd and 4 th grade.


Tuesday 21, 17:00 pm: 5 and 6 primary school + degree.


Wednesday 22, 17:00 pm: 1 st and 2 nd school.

Wednesday 22, 18:30 pm: 3 rd and 4 th in high school.

Once the placement tests our students will be prepared along this course to be examined at the appropriate level of Cambridge (Starters, Movers, Flyers, KET, PET, FCE). Overview

reviews: http://www.cambridgeesol.org/spain/

Friday, August 20, 2010

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List of sports journalists on Twitter


This presentation is intended to be an aid to sports journalists and journalism students who aspire to specialize in this field. This is a list of sports journalists who actively share information via Twitter . The list will be regularly updated and if you have a suggestion, it will be very well received. For best viewing of the presentation, I recommend to see it in full screen mode.





Friday, August 13, 2010

When Will Thebody Style Change For The Yukon?

Two ladies talking




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Mourinho and Louis Van Gaal greeted and chatted in the match between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid on Friday by Franz Beckenbauer Cup. Many years ago, Portugal was assistant Rijkaard at Barcelona. Here the video that proves it:





(The Four)

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Blur Vision And Finger Tingle

there anything that can not be changed ...


" The rate can change everything in the face of home, family, wedding, religion, god. But there is a thing you can not change, passion can not change "






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  • Francella Tribute to the club Racing.


  • Depor.pe on the tribute to Francella.
  • The website of the film.
  • The trailer for the movie The Secret of his eyes.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

How To Make Sugar Paste/fondant Ballet Slippers

The Flea and Dolphin

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What song will be dancing?


Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Average Watts In A Bathroom



Oh, little Nicholas and his cronies. What librazo, by God. Alceste, the darling Agnan, Godfrey and their costumes. Rufus, the broken-nose, and Luisita, the girl who was and always will be. A few days ago, I went to read it and killed myself laughing. As I did when I was eight and opened for the first time.


sure many know the stories of 'The Little Nicholas' , a series of books created by Jean Jacques Sempe Rene Goscinny and (yes, the same as Asterix). Well at least I'm sure that those who studied in schools with the famous 'Plan Alfaguara reader', they have read any of the works. The best known are "The Little cronies Nicolas", "The recreation of the young Nicolas" and "small vacation Nicholas."



What is not well known is that there is also a movie based on it. It was launched in 2008 and never reached the Billboard Peruvian (what a surprise, right?). Still, I leave the trailer to see if they can get the full movie. And if they do, they have to spend the DVD or the link, because if they do, they are nothing "phenomenon," as Nico.


Trailer in English





French Trailer





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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Best Oil For Altima Coupe

Nicholas Little World My image of cosmic Kite



Vicente Del Bosque, English coach, receives congratulations from his son Alvaro, a 21 year old very special. There are games that are played off the field.




and loaded the Cup ..



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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

How To Develop Pitbull Muscle

freaking show "Saltimbanco" from Cirque du Soleil in Dublin


We just ran out of words when we come to "The O2" to witness the last show of Cirque du Soleil " Saltimbanco." Cirque du Soleil is a circus company to use, are something else: actors, dancers, acrobats, jugglers ... It was really impressive. Not only the performances but the whole show in general is something worth seeing at least once in their life stage, lights, costumes ... A number after another left us speechless. Something we had not ever seen and that will long be remembered.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Can You Use A Ziplock Bag For A Decorating Bag

So celebrate the victory of Spain in Dublin


Thus the English held in Dublin found Spain's victory in the final of the World Cup in South Africa. Our girls could not be less and joined the party in the middle of O'Connell Street in the heart of the city.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Counter Offer Letter Insurance Claim

Photos of the summer course in England and Ireland

Here are the first photos of our summer courses in Southport and Dublin. Our students are faring big and are practicing their English without stopping. Little by little we will be adding more. Enter our gallery to see them. Click here .

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Mentrual And Hemmoroids

Program

As I said at the meeting held on Thursday the 24 here is the program of activities for our summer courses in Southport and Dublin.

Click this link to view.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Showing Of Undergarments Illegal

activities photos from our trip to London

already have in our gallery of photos from the trip to London took place between 21 and 23 June. It was a great experience framed within our project "Travel around Europe and Discover." 14 of our students had the opportunity to meet the capital of the UK accompanied by their teachers. We have met the most important corners of the city and seen the musical "The Lion King" which left us with an open mouth. We also visited "The Shakespeare Globe" where we had the opportunity to meet the reconstruction of the theater where William Shakespeare put on stage some of his most important works. We hope that this experience was for all who have participated so special to us. Click here to view all photos .